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sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via fragilewordswovenjustintime)

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

(via sassiest-ofall)

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

(via bricksatmywindpipe)

rodneykong:

fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war

(via sassiest-ofall)

marsmarmot:

duh-bish:

superjoshd:

Happy 23rd Birthday, Hubbs!

10 perfect images courtesy of Hubble Space Telescope (launched April 24, 1990)

It blows my mind that this shit is real

Space is fantastically awesome

Mother Fucking Outer Space.

(via the-moon--child)

living-for-maydayparade:

Can I get a PHD in the d?

(Source: iamnevertheone, via fragilewordswovenjustintime)

internetexplorers:

ok everyone stop fighting and talk about how pretty i am instead

(via sanderlust)