hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via bl-ossomed)

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via 23jan)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(via imsearchingforaparadise)

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via trust)

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

(Source: isxbelle, via bl-ossomed)

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via bl-ossomed)

"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."

- (via ckgarden)

(Source: mental-slut, via fackinggcody)

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

(via wiitchbiitch)

wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via rockoutlikethestreetsonfire)

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via trust)